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kimnextdoor:

Beggin, beggin you. Put your loving hand out, baby.


candicefknaccola asked: if phillip phillips doesn't win i'll help you stage your riot. that is all.

GOOD. the worst part is, i’m gonna be at WORK during the broadcast, so you’re gonna have to keep me updated.


i guess i should just go to sleep?

tomorrow:
  • sf forums
  • general tomfoolery
  • i’ll be online from when i wake up until about 5:20 pm
  • so you know be prepared i will bug you to play with me
  • because i feel like
  • i don’t get to do anything
  • with anyone
  • or talk to anyone
  • ever
  • anymore



fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,”

Bottom Text: “PUT SHIT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT, THE WAY YOU FOUND IT.”]


fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer hands you $100 bill”

Bottom Text: “For a $5 purchase”]

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Me: “Do you have anything smaller?”

Customer: “No, just this.”

This happens almost everyday at the store I work at. Especially during morning shifts. We are not the bank people.



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philsphillips:

Home- Phillip Phillips


luke-skyswagger asked: I passed by the Waldorf hotel a few days ago in London and I was like "oh what's up Waldorf" and that's the end of that story.


Gatsby? What Gatsby?